Thursday, 29 July 2010

Well well welll.

Worlds most photogenic councilor, or MP or whatever pissfest job it might be, spotted
http://www.stewartjackson.org.uk/events_-_2008.htm

Anyway. Something unprecedented has happened. Your humble Wood, long term unemployed with questionable references, has made good and gained meaningful labour. No a longer unappreciated artistic vagabond and pseudo scholar (for now, any way), I've landed a voluntary (so very kind) possition as general Cartoon museum staffer, and more significantly, a place in operating massive big fuck off lasers. You heard, I'm now making waves in the field of Light Amplification via the medium of Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Wowzer.
I feel like writing to Whitely bay jobcenter and telling them they can (post-humously of my long dead Claim) stuff their offers of working in ice land up their soon-to-be rolled back State Arse.
In other news, our household will be entering homelessness for a month, before moving to a large house in Peckham, which is just as well, as general irritaion at our left hand side neighbors is reaching fever pitch.
Here's some illustrations incase you're having trouble following this article.
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