The Scottish diet agrees with me

Since tuesday I have drank more than four litres of IRNBRU, had one fried mars bar and lots of other fried things. It is of congratulations to the Arcade chippy in Whitley bay that I have noted thier battered mars bars far superiour to ones available in scotland. The scottish ones do not use enough batter, nor are they cooked long enough.
OH YEAH we fell foul of scottish drinking law. You CAN'T buy booze from shops after ten. If you are an alcohol enthusiast this is greatly problematic, but can be solved by begging in late night chip shops. Still, they'll never get into Europe wth that kind of carry-on.
Pussyed out of being in a really scary graveyard. Apparently the most haunted in Edinburgh. Apparently the council have erected a fence because people get hurt by ghosts in one part. APPARENTLY.

apparently some kids have got wee ginger balls of steel..
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/TOMB+RAID+BOY+`WENT+MENTAL'+IN+GRAVEYARD%3B+Court+told+teenager+threw...-a0114616579



Raoul..that reminds me. My mother is sad and north-tyneside bound, her and her partner are not allowed to go to thier new home in Rothbury, due to a crazed gunman being on the loose. It's okay though, he's only shooting pigs. I'd say good luck to him but that might come across as distasteful (but mainly illegal).
Besides, I like filth. ACABB (Bloody brilliant).

Better stop now