Segedunum

Wow, just got in after an episode of Jeremy kyle on the metro.
I so purely thought i was going to get chinned, but escaped untouched, bar being poked in the chin.
Some fat women tried to steal an old mans pizza at Wallsend, then the old man punched one in the face, after calling them fat and ugly. I told them to leave him alone henceforth, and was subject to threats, which were somewhat along the way of betrayal of woman-kind.
I tried to ignore thier phonecalls by reading my new book, which is unfortuneatly some 1960s experiment in linguistics, thus hard to engage.
Anyway, i got off at cullie without incident. No wonder so many of my friends are bliddy agraphobic.